Unfiltered Story #124855

I am working at a deli/bakery, and a perk of the job is all the free pastries and coffee I want. I have been working here for almost a year, when a regular walks in.

Regular: Hello (My Name)! You know, I’ve been seeing you here and just watching you grow. When are you due?

Me: *bursts out laughing* I’m not pregnant, just getting really fat. They let me eat free pastries.

The regular just stares at me in shocked silence. She doesn’t say a word as I pack up her goods. She didn’t say a word to me for the rest of the time I worked there!