You’d Better Hope Those Scooper Guys Are Good At Their Job

I’m pet-sitting for some friends and the husband is giving me some updates on some stuff that’s going to happen while I’m gone.

Friend: “I called the scooper guys, so they’ll be coming out around [time]. They’ll clean up after the dogs, and they’re going to spray a disinfectant/deodorizer thing, so the dogs can’t go out for thirty minutes after they leave.”

Me: “Sounds good.”

Friend: “And after the scooper guys leave, can you take a picture and send it to me so I can smell it?”

I swear, my brain blue-screened for a second while I tried to figure out what he was saying. Then, I caught up.

Me: “Pretty sure they haven’t invented that technology yet.”

[Friend] burst out laughing because he does stuff like that on purpose to see if he can trip people up.