Keeping On Going To The Beat Of Your Drum
(As part of our training, we have to undergo a three-hour session hosted by an external speaker on conduct, communication, and confidence. The speaker occasionally asks if someone has ever done or seen something and uses it to make an example…)
Speaker: “I mean …okay, does anyone here play a musical instrument?”
(After a few seconds of awkward silence, I stick my hand up.)
Speaker: “Great, and what do you play?”
Me: “I’m learning to play the timbal.”
Speaker: “Ah, the timbal. Uh huh.”
(He pauses.)
Speaker: “What on earth is a timbal?”
Me: “It’s a Brazilian hand drum used in samba reggae.”
Speaker: “It’s a what?”
Me: “It’s a Brazilian hand drum used in samba reggae.”
(After a second or two of stunned silence, the speaker starts to laugh. After about a minute or so of laughter…)
Speaker: “I’m sorry, it’s just, I’ve never had an answer like that before. I was expecting the flute or the piano. What did you say it was called?”
Me: “A timbal.”
(He laughs again and carries on the session. About ten minutes later…)
Speaker: “Has anyone here ever… except you—” *points at me* “—I’m not sure I can handle finding out what else you do in your spare time… has anyone else here ever done tai chi?”
(After the session, my colleagues and I go for lunch and chat about the session.)
Colleague #1: “I thought it was useful.”
Colleague #2: “It had some good tips. How about you, [My Name]? What did you think?”
Me: “Well… I went in there feeling all right, and then he laughed hysterically at my one answer and told me he was scared about what I do in my free time… D’you know, I actually think I might have come out of that feeling less confident than when I went in!”
(The training was actually pretty useful and to be fair to the speaker, he told me to keep on playing drums at the end. Rather unfortunately however, several years on, I only remember that incident from the entire session.)