We Can’t Choose Between A “Wigging Out” Joke Or A “Hell Toupee” Joke!

I was called into an office to do the executives’ headshots. The owner was a man in his seventies.

Owner: “I want to look young and vibrant in my pictures!”

After explaining what I could do (and what I have done), I glamour-lit him in the way I would a fifty-year-old woman, and afterward, I removed most of his wrinkles and liver spots.

After I delivered his images to him, I got a call.

Owner: “Everyone else looks great in their pictures, but I’m upset. I don’t have hair in my headshot!”

He’s completely bald.