Unsolicited Hookups Really Get My Goat
(As a bit of a backstory, I am demisexual, which is on the asexuality scale. Usually leads to some interesting conversation, especially whenever I go out to a bar. As I’m enjoying my night, I get approached by this guy trying to get an easy hookup. He makes a pass and I gently turn him down.)
Me: “Sorry, I’m not into that sort of stuff. I’m asexual.” *my usual response because it’s a h*** of a lot easier than trying to explain demisexuality, etc.*
Guy: “The f*** does that mean?”
Me: “It means I’m not interested in hooking up?”
Guy: “So, do you not like sex then?”
Me: “I mean, to oversimplify it, sure.”
Guy: “Nah, that sounds f*****. You probably just haven’t had a partner that knows how to get you going.”
Me: “Considering I’m a virgin, I highly doubt it.”
Guy: “Wait, if you’ve never had sex, how do you know you don’t like it?”
Me: “Would you f*** a goat?”
Guy: *sputtering* “F***, no. That’s disgusting.”
Me: “Well, how do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?”
Guy: “…you’re a b****.”
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