Going To Milk This One Forever

, , , , | Romantic | July 14, 2017

(My wife is in the living room, on her laptop. I’ve just made her a bowl of cereal and go to hand it to her from behind when she turns to say something to me and her arm catches my hand, resulting in cereal spilling all over the laptop. Unfortunately, given that laptops aren’t usually supposed to eat cereal, it no longer works after this, so we embark on an ever-so-fun half-hour drive to the nearest appliance shop to get it sent off for repair.)

Me: *to the employee* “Hi, can we send our laptop off for repair? I was bringing her some cereal and—”

Wife: “We spilled… er… cow liquid on it.”

Me: “…cow liquid?”

Wife: “I forgot the word for milk, okay?”

(And that is why, from this point on, I will always refer to milk as cow liquid.)

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  • Deadpool

    Great idea. Mock your wife for a momentary vocabulary lapse for the rest of your life. I’m sure she won’t hold a grudge at all. Let us know how it goes.

    • EJ Nauls-Poland

      You want to stick your dick in Death. You have no room to judge anyone.

  • My husband and I call a lot of things by “wrong” names because of moments just like this. When we’re watching our nieces and nephews I try to call things by their proper names, but sometimes? It just slips out.

  • Flami

    Make this into a 10 Guy meme on r/adviceanimals, OP.

  • Hedronal

    Should have been “Going to Cow Liquid This One Forever”.

  • Adrian Mckeehan

    REMEMBER Cow Liquid is not Cow Blood