Unfiltered Story #298184
I’m outing myself with this one. This took place back in the before times when people could be jammed together with no worry about deadly pandemics. I have the joy of being both a rather busty woman, and a very clumsy woman. Not the best combination. When I was in summer camp when I was twelve, many people thought I was a pervert and lesbian because I had the big torpedos on my chest that kept bumping into people. (Crowding around the lunch line was the worst.)
Anyways, on to the main story. Years later I’m heading back from an appointment and realize I need to stop at the grocery store. Well, I have a headache, and I’m tired, but I need to eat too. So I suck it up and head in. It’s rush hour. Everyone seems to be shopping. And a ton of deliveries just came, so stockers are everywhere trying to keep up with demand. Just great. I try to keep my head down and quickly get everything I need.
I get to the frozen vegetables. The freezers in this store are large open chest type freezers without lids. You just reach down and grab what you want. Right next to what I need is a young guy stocking. There are so many people around asking him to move would be a pain. And with my head pain, I really don’t feel like talking to anyone. Plus, he’s so busy, I wouldn’t want to disturb him. I watch him for a few seconds and realize that he’s grabbing a handful of stock each time, bending down away from me and taking a few seconds to straighten it. If I time it right, I can reach down and quickly grab what I need without getting in his way. Perfect simple plan right? No…
Right as I reach down, he straightens back up much more quickly than he had before. Because of his angle, he couldn’t even see me. Before either of us realized what was going on the poor guy elbowed me right in the boob. I’ve never seen a man look so horrified so quickly. He probably was expecting me to be a karen b*tch who’d start screaming about sexual assault. Well, now I felt terrible, I’d tried to not bother the man by not asking him to move, and instead I’ve sent him into a panic. I instantly put on my “guilty dog” face and apologize profusely. I’ve also never seen someone go from full-blown panic to total relief so fast. I grabbed my frozen peas and ran away.
Well, lesson-learned don’t try to be a ninja. It doesn’t work. At least for me. And sometimes, deliberately inconveniencing someone a little is much better than accidentally terrorizing someone, even if for only a moment.