This Is An Ugly That Surgery Can’t Fix
(I’m in a plastic surgery center, waiting to be called back. I’m flipping through a book, and the woman next to me keeps glancing at me.)
Woman: “Going for surgery, too?”
Me: “Hopefully.”
Woman: *nods to my chest* “Aren’t they big enough?”
Me: “That would be why I’m here: to make them smaller.”
Woman: “What does your husband think of that? He might not stay if you do that. Might leave you for a REAL woman. Maybe you should focus on that big tummy of yours first.”
Me: “My wife was actually the one to first suggest a reduction. So, are you here about that botched face-lift? Don’t worry; I’m sure they can fix it.”
(She stomped off, fuming. My wife returned from her coffee hunt and nearly spit it out with laughter when I told her.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?