Try Decking Your Halls In The Dark!

The old people’s home next to my house has gotten into the habit of leaving the same Christmas album playing on a loop ALL NIGHT. I can hear it even with the windows shut and wearing earplugs.

I leave a polite note on their door, but nothing happens.

Less than a week later, it suddenly stops. I am talking about it to my neighbour, who is an electrician.

Neighbour: “Oh, yes, I left a note saying I would disconnect the power to the entire building if they didn’t turn the music off at night.”