Triple-D Levels Of YIKES

A woman had me use her photo as part of her new ad. She paid for some touch-ups with Photoshop, so I sent her the new picture.

Client: “I look great! Is there any way you can make my breasts a little larger, though?”

I thought it an odd request but proceeded anyway. However, she still wasn’t satisfied with the second, or even the third copy. However, once I sent the fourth, I got an angry email.

Client: “Why did you make my breasts so big?! I look like a bimbo!”

I then showed her the numerous requests she had sent me. I got another email shortly after.

Client: “Sorry for the confusion. The first draft is fine. My husband decided to answer my emails for me.”