To Serve Man
Smoothie Shop | Right | July 22, 2011
(A male customer approaches the cash register.)
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “What did you say to me?”
Me: “Um, how can I help you?”
Customer: “You…help me? How can you…help me? YOU?”
Me: “Um, yes. Do you have a problem with that?”
Customer: “You can’t help me!”
Me: “Okay, why not?”
Customer: “Because I don’t need YOUR help!”
Me: “Okay, what what do you want me to do? I’m the only one working here.”
Customer: “I want you to ask me, ‘How may I serve you?'”
Me: “Um, no.”
Customer: *cusses up a storm and leaves*
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