Green Is My Least Favorite Color

(A customer comes up to the register with a few small items carrying a large, seemingly empty purse.)

Me: “Would you like a bag?”

Customer: *scoffs* “Do they really have you ask that?”

Me: “Well, yes. Some people like to be green by not taking a bag.”

Customer: “Don’t ever say that again. It makes the store sound cheap. Yes, I want a bag.”

(I place her items in a bag and she storms off in a huff, shoving the bag in her purse.)