Time To Bell-o Hello

(I work in a large store and have a bell on the counter for when we are working away from the counter. I am down the back of the store when I hear a customer talking loudly down near the front of the store.)

Customer: “HELLO… HELLO… HELLO!”

(I just ignore it, until the customer comes to find me.)

Customer: “I’ve been calling out, ‘hello,’ and no one’s come to serve me.”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry; I just assumed you were talking on the phone. We have a bell on the counter.”

Customer: “Oh, I saw that.”