This Is A Fine Stew You’ve Gotten Us Into

Client: “I was thinking that I could pay you in groceries.”

Me: *Laughing* “You’re joking, right?”

Client: “I don’t see what is so hilarious here, sir.”

Me: “I apologize, honestly, sir, but that is one of the most ridiculous methods of payment I have ever heard.”

Client: “Really? I think it is quite sane.”

Me: “Well, are you talking about, like, a grocery store gift card?”

Client: “No, I just came into the wealth of $300 of carrots and $450 of potatoes.”