They’re Going To Focus On This; Make No Bones About It
(It’s the end of the day in the four-year-old class, and the kids are pretty much playing at whatever they feel like. One asks me to read her a cute science-y book about skeletons, so I oblige her, and she hops into my lap. This happens as I am reading a page which faces a picture of a jolly-looking skeleton with all the major bones labeled.)
Me: *reading* “’…but your shape can never change, because you have a skeleton inside you.’”
Kid: *pointing at the pelvic bone and shouting* “IS THAT YOUR VAGINA?!”
(Two other kids overhear this and think it is a funny word.)
Other Kids: “VAGINA? VAGINA?”
Me: “…can I please read?”
(I wasn’t going NEAR that one!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
