They Really Need To Learn How To Apply Themselves

Customer: “This is crazy! We’ve been waiting for almost twenty minutes!”

Me: “Sorry, sir, it’s a big sale day, and we don’t have enough staff to man every register!” 

Customer: “That’s stupid! You need to get more people!”

Me: “Would you like an application?”

Customer: “H*** no! Why would I want to work here?!”

Me: *Staring, not breaking eye contact* “You get to meet the loveliest people!”