Their Magic Died A Long Time Ago
A couple of stressed middle-aged customers come into our restaurant.
Customer: “Um, can we be sat somewhere quiet, away from kids?”
Me: “I don’t think that’s possible.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
I look at the hordes of excited children dancing around famous characters.
Me: “Sir, this is Disney World.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?