Their Brain Has Melted
(I work at a farmers market, where I sell popsicles. It’s mid-July and about 30 degrees Celsius [86 Fahrenheit] outside. An elderly woman buys a lemonade popsicle.)
Customer: “So, will this melt quickly in the sun?”
Me: “Yes, yes it will.”
Customer: “Well then, how am I supposed to eat it before it melts?”
Me: “Very quickly, ma’am.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
