The Worst Thing Since Sliced Bread

I’m working in a bakery and a well-to-do-type lady walks in with her husband and looks past me at the loaves of bread on display.

Woman Customer: “George, the bread here is too big.”

Man Customer: “Yes, yes it does seem a little on the large side.”

Me: “We sell smaller loaves as well, ma’am.” *I point to another display rack.*

Woman Customer: “Oh no, no. Those are also far too big. We usually get small thin pieces.”

Me: “Like slices of bread?”

Woman Customer: “No, thin breads that are white in the middle and brown around the edge.”

I walk over to the bread slicer and grab an offcut slice of bread and show her.

Me: “Like this?”

Woman Customer: “Yes, that’s it. Can I have fifty of those please, I’m hosting a gathering tonight.”

Me: “…”