The Truth is Never Expendable
Movie Theater | Related
| December 18, 2011
(I work at a movie theatre. A father walks in with a relatively small child in tow.)
Father: “Hi, I’d like one for The Expendables.”
Me: “Okay. How old is your child?”
Father: “He’s 3. He gets in free, right?”
Me: “Yes, sir. He does.”
Child: “But daddy, I’m five! I’m five, daddy, I’m five!”
Father: “Dang it, Darrell!” *turns back to me* “Two for The Expendables.”