17 More Satisfying Stories About Customers Getting Caught In A Lie! – A Not Always Right Story Roundup
Dear readers
Customers lie all the time, and thanks to many of our readers who are on top of their game, we’ve caught them in a lie many, many, many times! This doesn’t mean they don’t stop trying to find new ways to cheat the system, whether it’s to get that out-of-warranty refund or make up a discount that doesn’t exist! The bigger the lie, the more satisfying the backtracking when caught; therefore, we’ve rounded up seventeen more stories from the Not Always Right archives about customers being caught in a lie! Enjoy!
A Case Of Late Onset Dissatisfaction – If you picked the wrong color, that’s on you, bud.
Ersatz-Guile Dysfunction – A flaccid attempt at getting their money back.
Pause For (Lack Of) Thought – Hits from the comments: “Yeah, you’ve embarrassed yourself enough for one phone call.” (Credit: Maria Hammarström)
DIY Sales – Magic marker is not a magic solution.
Escort This One Away – This didn’t have the “happy ending” he was hoping for.
Needs A Seeing-Eye-To-Eye Dog – Hits from the comments: “Age three or so, kids learn that lying is the ultimate life hack, almost like a superpower. Some people just never grow out of it.” (Credit: puiz)
Pray It’s To Put The Brain Back In – Hits from the comments: “I hope the surgery was implanting a new brain, because clearly he needed one.” (Credit: Polly Q) And an epic response: “Nah, he was donating his brain to someone else. They were excited to get it because of its ‘never used’ condition.” (Credit: Dsru Bin)
Don’t Commit The Crime If You Can’t Tell Time – The truth hit her like a ton of bricks (and newspaper).
The Truth is Never Expendable – You keep doing you, Darrell!
Remote Chance Of A Refund – How does that even happen?!
Excuses That Don’t Hold Water – Doggy-paddle your way out of that one!
Always Right, Even From Beyond The Grave – They caught her dead to rights.
One Scamwich, Coming Right Up – The flies was a lies!
Failing The Sick Trick – This kind of lie is lower than low.
Stealing Is Old Hat – This is our favorite way to see a liar caught!
I Can Thieve Clearly Now – She can clearly see she’s made some mistakes.
Computers Increase The Chance Of Identity Theft – This dude must be busy.
We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers caught lying! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
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