The Only Thing Worse Than A Spider Is Another One
I’m a major arachnophobe. Yes, I know it’s irrational, but I can’t help it, okay? My dad can get pretty annoyed since I always call upon him to deal with any eight-legged monsters I encounter around the house, and usually, he really can’t see what the big deal is… except for this time.
I was talking to him in the kitchen about whatever until he shooed me out so he could work.
I walked into the living room… and immediately came speed-walking back out again.
Me: “Daaaaaad?”
Dad knowing that tone sighed and put his utensils down.
Dad: “Where is it?”
Me: “On the wall above the TV.”
Dad walked into the living room.
Dad: “If this is another one of those so-called spiders that I need a magnifying glass to see…”
He paused as he spotted the monster.
Dad: “Oh, yes, that deserves to be called a spider.”
It was big, it was hairy, and it was scary. I cowered in the kitchen while dad slew the beast. When he emerged victorious, he told me something.
Dad: “You know, your mother used to call those kinds of spiders ‘Grandma and Grandpa spiders’.”
Me: “Why that?”
Dad: “Because they’re big and hairy, and because they always seem to come in pairs. If you find one, you’ll usually find another one the next day or so.”
Me: “I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!”
For the remainder of the day, I alternated between being tense and checking my surroundings for lurking arachnids and trying to convince myself that this was one of my dad’s usual pranks.
It turns out, I was right to be worried. The next day, there was a nearly identical spider in nearly the same spot. Dad dealt with this one, as well, and I sincerely hoped I would never encounter any more Grandma and Grandpa spiders.
A few years later, I found one in my bedroom on the wall next to my bed. I decided not to risk things and slept in the guest bedroom that night. I was right to do so; the other half of the pair was on my wall when I checked in the morning.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?