The NAR 100,000th Story Celebration! Stories #41-50: Not Always Related

Dear readers,

We’re on day five of our 100,000th Story Celebration here at Not Always Right! Now it’s time to take a look at some stories that hit close to home — literally! We’re talking about the Not Always Related category. This category joined the family in 2011 so our dear readers could share stories about the people they’re related to… and sometimes might wish they weren’t.

From siblings to step-uncles, from infant offspring to ancient relatives, we’ve got it all! Check out these ten stories we’ve rounded up from Not Always Related!

A Tortoise Beats A Hare By Using Time And Relative Dimensions In Space – This is what happens when nerds reproduce.

It’s Breast To Let Mom Explain – No, but wait until you hear how it’s all connected!

That’s One Costly Snack – Autocorrect: opening cans of worms (snakes?) for decades.

The Real Meaty Issue – Leave it to a dad to subvert your expectations.

In A Vicious Motor Cycle – Broski is apparently having one of those days.

Losing Your Religion Over It – You do what you gotta do to keep the kids in line.

A Gender-Fluid Household – The perfect combination of helpful and gentle.

This One Is Going To Be A Lawyer – Hits from the comments: “Small kids are like cats. They don’t have parents or caretakers; they have servants.”

Life… Finds A Way – This is a crazy coincidence — and a delightful one at that.

Straight From The Horse’s Mouth – Everybody loves a good mondegreen!

This roundup is part of our celebration of Not Always Right publishing over 100,000 stories! We’re celebrating by bringing you 100 stories from all over Not Always Right!

Check out stories #1-#10 from Not Always Legal!
Check out stories #11-#20 from Not Always Healthy!
Check out stories #21-#30 from Not Always Inspirational!
Check out stories #31-#40 from Not Always Romantic!
Check out stories #51-#60 from Not Always Friendly!
Check out stories #61-#70 from Not Always Learning!
Check out stories #71-#80 from Not Always Working!
Check out stories #81-#90 from Not Always Right!
Check out stories #91-#100 from Not Always Right!