That’s One Costly Snack
Canada, Chats & DMs, Editors' Choice, Ontario, Sons & Daughters, Wordplay | Related | December 31, 2018
(My son occasionally has to stay home alone after school for up to an hour until I get home from work. This is one such occasion; we are texting.)
Son: “Can I have a snake?”
Me: “Why? What kind of snake is it?”
Son: “Snack?”
Me: “Okay, there’s some cucumber and carrot sticks in the fridge.”
Son: “Wait. I can really get a snake?”