It’s Breast To Let Mom Explain
(I’m abnormally gifted in the chest area. I’m also pregnant. My friend is trying to explain to her four-year-old son that I’m going to have a baby.)
Friend: *pointing at my belly* “She has a baby in there. See how big her belly is getting?”
Friend’s Son: *pointing at my chest* “Does she have baby in there, too?”
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