This Student Will Need To Be Discharged
(Ever since a particular Oscar-winning film has been released, our services have been quite popular.)
Me: “Hello, [Elocution Lessons]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “Hi. I need some electrocution lessons for my husband.”
Me: “Certainly, ma’am. We can arrange some elocution lessons.”
Caller: “How much do you charge for electrocution?”
Me: “Prices are [price], ma’am. Forgive me for saying so, but it is pronounced elocution, not electrocution. They mean significantly different things.”
Caller: “I was calling for you to electrocute my husband! Not me!”
Me: “I apologise, I was not–”
Caller: “Stop correcting me and just electrocute my husband!”
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