Sounds Like They’ve Lost Their Marbles

A customer is in our tile warehouse looking at blocks of marble tiles.

Customer: “I like this tile, but I can only find one of this style.”

Me: “Ma’am, everything in this pile is the same size and type of marble.”

Customer: “Yes, but they’re all different patterns. I just like this pattern.”

Me: “Those patterns are made by Mother Nature, ma’am. We can’t get more just like that.” 

Customer: “Ugh, fine. Give me the number for them and I’ll order them myself!”