Sometimes You Just Have To McGo Along With It

I’m taking orders in a drive-thru.

Me: “Welcome to McDonald’s; how can I help you today?”

Customer: “I’d like a McChicken…”

Me: “One McChicken, right.”

Customer: “Some McFries…”

At this point, I start to wonder if he’s joking, since I’ve never heard them called that, but I get him to specify the size and continue.

Customer: “…a McDr.Pepper and a McDietCoke.”

Someone in the seat next to him is laughing, and I’m starting to grin, too.

Me: “Will that be all for you today, sir? All right, that will be Mc5.54 at the first window.”

He and his McFriend both laughed at that and pulled up.