Signs Your Client Might Be A Supervillain

I was doing a logo for a client. The client didn’t really know what a logo consisted of and basically wanted me to do a full-body vector illustration of him as his logo.

Client: “I hate it. Looking at it hurts my eyes.”

Me: “Okay, what can I do to make it better?”

Client: “Make it mysterious. People need to be able to recognize me but not recognize me at the same time. I want to look brooding.”

I made his shoes pointy.

Client: “PERFECT!”