She’s Free Years Old
Tourist Attraction | Right
| March 6, 2012
Customer: “Hi, how old to children have to be ’til they have to pay admission?”
Me: “Four years old. Three and under are free.”
Customer: “One adult and one three year old, then.”
Daughter: “But daddy, I’m four now.”
Customer: “In a minute, darling.”
Daughter: “Daddy, I’m four!”
