Where There’s Smoke, There’s A Liar
Yogurt Shop | Right | March 5, 2012
(Keep in mind I work in a yogurt shop and we only sell yogurt and candy. An obviously underage customer comes up to be rung up.)
Me: “Is that going to be it for you today?”
Customer: “Yeah, can I get a pack of cigarettes too?”
Me: “This is a yogurt shop, sir.”
Customer: “I have my ID though!”
Me: “This is a yogurt shop. Not only do we not sell cigarettes, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to accept a fake ID.”
Customer: *storms out muttering obscenities*
