She’s Found A Sticky Solution
Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Georgia, Grocery Store, Rude & Risque, USA, Wordplay | Right
| January 8, 2021
I am working late at night bringing carts in during the rain. I walk by an old Hispanic lady washing her car using the rainwater. She beckons me closer.
Customer: “I’m using ‘Penis Oil’ on my car, with a newspaper as a rag! Takes the dirt right off!”
Me: “Um… what did you say you use, again?”
Customer: “Penis Oil! Penis Oil!”
She reached into her trunk and held up a bottle. The label read, “Pine-Sol.”
She was using a tile floor cleaner on her car. Pretty sure that takes the paint off, too!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
