She’s Found A Sticky Solution

, , , , , , | Right | January 8, 2021

I am working late at night bringing carts in during the rain. I walk by an old Hispanic lady washing her car using the rainwater. She beckons me closer.

Customer: “I’m using ‘Penis Oil’ on my car, with a newspaper as a rag! Takes the dirt right off!”

Me: “Um… what did you say you use, again?”

Customer: “Penis Oil! Penis Oil!”

She reached into her trunk and held up a bottle. The label read, “Pine-Sol.”

She was using a tile floor cleaner on her car. Pretty sure that takes the paint off, too!

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