There Is No Plus Side To This
Customer: “I want to complain about your meter readers. They didn’t come in the period they were supposed to.”
Me: “Okay, let me check… So, your scheduled read date was March 22, plus or minus two business days. Our records show the readers attended on March 25 but the gate was locked.”
Customer: “Of course it was. That’s outside of the window.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but it isn’t; the 25th is two business days after the 23rd.”
Customer: “NO. Where it says plus or minus two business days, that means it’s one day either side, two extra business days, up to three business days total. What are you, stupid?”
Me: “I’m afraid that’s not the case. Plus or minus two business days means it can be up to two business days either side, a total of five business days.”
Customer: “NO, IT DOESN’T! IT NEVER MEANS THAT! ARE YOU STUPID?!”
Me: “Ma’am, out of curiosity, what would you assume it meant if we’d written plus or minus one business day?”
(Long silence.)
Customer: “F*** YOU!” *click*”