Please Stop Saying That Word
A customer comes to my register to buy cigarettes.
Me: “Can I see your ID, please?”
Customer: “I’m old enough to be your daddy.”
He hands me his ID anyway, and I check it.
Me: “Actually, you’re really not, sir.”
Customer: “There are different kinds of daddies.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
