Please Address All Complaints To Mother Nature, Part 2
I’m lifeguarding on my tower and I feel a stabby poke on my calves. I see a woman whose scowl is apparent even behind her sunglasses and huge hat.
Woman: “You need to turn up the temperature of the water! It’s far too cold!”
Me: “I’m afraid I can’t do that, ma’am.”
Woman: “Ugh! Totally useless! Why can’t you?!”
Me: “Because… because it’s the ocean, ma’am.”
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