Ordering Pizza, Talking Baloney
(I am a lunch lady at a high school, and one of the students there is going to be leaving for a trip to Italy soon.)
Me: “What kind of pizza would you like?”
Student: “One pepperoni, one cheese.”
Me: “So are you excited to spend two months in Italy?”
Student: “Yeah, but I’m really going to miss all the good food here at school. Especially pizza.”
Me: “But you’ll be in Italy right? So you can have pizza there.”
Student: “Yeah but it won’t be authentic pizza from America. It’ll just be cheap Italian knock-offs.”
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