Orange You Glad It Wasn’t Something Gross?

Our place has a huge self-serve breakfast bar. I’m busy setting it up one morning when a coworker comes to me.

Coworker: “Help! I’m so confused.”

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Coworker: “I’m trying to cook the eggs! I’ve been trying to cook them for twenty minutes, but they aren’t doing anything!”

I walk over to see what the issue is, and it’s immediately apparent.

Me: “I guess we should stop putting the liquid eggs and orange juice in similar containers from now on…”