Opening Pandora’s Coupon Box
(I’m working the service desk counter.)
Customer: “Hi, I have a question.”
Me: “All right, what’s that?”
Customer: “Well, I was on self-checkout, and I noticed the machine printed this coupon for the shampoo and conditioner I had just bought. I was wondering if I could have used it.”
Me: “Oh, those coupons are for your next transaction.”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Well, the machine prints off coupons based on your shopping history, or what you’re currently going to buy.”
Customer: “So, if I would have noticed it earlier, I could have used it?”
Me: “Well, we can’t stop you, but we’d hope you wouldn’t, since those are meant for your next transaction, not your current one.”
Customer: “But, it printed the coupon during my order!”
Me: “Yeah, but, it’s for your next transaction.”
(She stormed off after that. Maybe this is why we shouldn’t have a self-scan. Too many “self” scammers.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?