One Way To Make A Big Fat Apology
A couple walks in. The man is looking rather sheepish.
Male Customer: “I need to buy her a new iPhone.”
Female Customer: “And tell the nice man why.”
Male Customer: “I saw pics of a guy and got jealous and broke the phone.”
Female Customer: “And who was this guy?”
Male Customer: “It was me.”
Female Customer: “And why did you not recognize yourself?”
Male Customer: “Because it was me when I used to be skinny.”
He got her a top-of-the-line smartphone!
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?