One Heck Of A Storm

I used to work for a large Internet provider. One day, I got a call from a man who was unable to access the Internet. While doing the normal troubleshooting, I happened to ask him how the weather was — you know, just filling some dead air.

Customer: “We had a storm last night.” *Pauses* “Never mind. I just looked outside. I’m not worried about the Internet; there’s a car flipped upside down in my backyard.”