Okay… Fine

It’s required to wear facemasks indoors in any shop in the city, not only ours, but people are stubborn in their beliefs. One day, I accidentally invent a fun way to spare myself some nerves on fighting those people; it mostly works to this day.

Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re not allowed to serve anyone without a facemask.”

Customer: “Afraid, huh? Afraid of me infecting you?”

Me: “No, I’m not. But it’s a requirement not only from our management but from our government itself.”

Customer: “You know it’s all fake, right? Facemasks won’t protect you from anything!”

Me: “Actually, facemasks will 100% protect you from being fined.”

Customer: *Laughing* “Okay, you convinced me!”

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