15 Terrifying Stories About Anti-Mask Customers

, | Right | September 22, 2020

Dear readers,

We know it’s been a dramatic few months for everyone on the planet, not least for our hard-working retail staff. As we all figure out how to traverse the rest of the year, we thought we’d take a moment to again say thank you to many workers who have to deal with those customers who aren’t taking the situation as seriously as the rest of us.

We’ve rounded up fifteen stories from the last few months about the sad-but-true phenomenon that are anti-maskers, conspiracy theorists, and entitled customers who believe employee safety is too inconvenient for them to bother with…

 

Okay… Fine – As soon as it starts to affect the economy, it’s real!

They Share It In Half-Hour Shifts – What they meant was, they share the single brain cell they have between them.

If 5G Isn’t Going To Get You, Ninjas Will – The cashier has a very particular set of skills.

When You Remember That Staff Are Human, Too, Part 2 – Staff… are… people?

Karma Cake Never Tasted So Sweet – When the manager is all “the masks are off now!”

The Type Of Customers You Don’t Want Any Contact With – You’re going to want to sanitize your brain after reading this one.

Lockdown Ends When You Can Behave – When they want to speak to whoever’s in charge, and that’s the CDC…

The Coughed Their Brains Out – We apologize for the inaccurate story title; you can’t cough out what you never had.

An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked – Warning! Reading this story will make you want to shower afterward…

You Can Only See The Eyes, But What Angry Eyes! – The kind of peer pressure we can support.

You Can’t Mask That Face – If you can’t hear then you lose the right to be offended by shouting.

That One Customer Knows More Than All The Doctors – They don’t need to do what you say because Google.

Sadly Having To Mask Your Contempt – When you die, take comfort in knowing you didn’t mildly discomfort the customers!

The Karenovirus Is Real – We continue to be surprised that these people continue to be surprised.

How Is She Going To Eat It? – And finally, a story where the customer went all the way to the other side of the spectrum.

 

We hope you gained some sympathy for retail workers with this anti-masker roundup. Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

Grocery Workers – We Salute You! 

 

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