Not Remotely Intelligent, Part 2
(Due to a power outage, all movies have stopped. After employees visit each theater to tell customers what is happening, the power comes back on.)
Me: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to get your movie back on screen in just a moment.”
(The movie starts up. Unfortunately, when a projector gets cut off in the middle of the movie, it is about two minutes later in the film than when the power cut out.)
Customer: “Rewind the movie!”
Me: “I’m sorry, there is no way to rewind a film, sir.”
Customer: “Just use the remote!”
Me: “Sir, movies on film are not like DVDs or VHS tapes. You cannot simply rewind it.”
Customer: “Shut up and give me the remote. I’ll do it!”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
