Not Biting Humor
(I’m at home in my room with my sister. She pulls out a bag of beef jerky and looks at one of the pieces before taking a bite.)
Me: “That beef jerky looks like a cremated squirrel.”
Sister: “Haha, yeah…”
(We both pause for a second, actually processing what I just said.)
Me: “Well, not all the way.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?