Most People Know What Car They Drive

I currently have two cars: a nine-seat passenger van and an electric car. Usually, my husband takes the van for its maintenance check-ups, but one time, I took it since I was free.

When I went to pick it up a few hours later, one of the younger mechanics brought out this little Mini Cooper with a god-awful pink paint job.

Young Mechanic: “Here you are, ma’am.”

Me: “That’s not mine. I have a van.”

Young Mechanic: “Sure you do. Here’re the keys.”

I went into the office and explained it, and the manager tore into him. Hubby says he never saw the young mechanic working there again.