Men Have Been Looking For That Department Forever!
(I am at work at a shoe store when a customer walks in. She has a very thick accent.)
Customer: “Do you have clits?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Clits! Clits, you know, for soccer!”
Me: “OH, CLEATS! No, I’m sorry, we don’t sell those.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
