Ix Nay On The Eesh Squeesh
Me: “Do you want anything else with your sandwich?”
Customer: “Peppers, olives, and eesh squeesh.”
Me: “…Excuse me?”
Customer: “Peppers, olives, eesh squeesh.”
Me: “Eesh squeesh? ”
Customer: “Yeah, eesh squeesh. Right there.” *points at the onions*
Me: “You mean onions?”
Customer: “Yeah, eesh squeesh.”
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