It’s How Old Folks Say I Love You

| Right | June 11, 2009

(I’m ringing up a young man’s order. There’s an older regular customer drinking coffee at a table across from our counter.)

Me: “Okay, your total comes to $5.63.”

Young man: “Oh, all I have is $5. I left my wallet at home.”

Older customer: “What’s he short, a dollar? Here, I’ll give him a dollar. Come here kid.”

(The young man walks over to the older customer’s table to get the dollar.)

Young man: “Thank you, thank you so–”

Older customer: “WHY DON’T YOU GET A F***ING JOB?!”

Young man: *runs out of the store*

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