It’s Bag-uiling
Customer: “I’ll have a #7.”
Me: “So, that’s a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on an English muffin?”
Customer: “No, I want it on a plain bagel.”
Me: “No problem. So, a bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel––”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “No?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “You asked for a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on a plain bagel, right?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Then, why’d you say no?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?