It Starts With One (Top)

As I am walking to the store entrance to lock it, in comes a mom and a daughter. It’s my last day, so I have been looking forward to my final closing.

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, we’re closed.”

Mom: “Oh, please, we just need to grab one top!”

I let them in. Fifteen minutes later after shopping for the top, shoes, hair accessories, and jewelry, the mom smiles at me.

Mom: “Oh, I guess you want to go home?”

Me: “No, b****, I want to spend the night here!”

She was so startled that she actually hurried out without buying anything.